• torsdag , 28 marts 2024

Ferietid – legetid: Hvad er forskellen mellem en dansk minister og en chatbot? En chatbot har ingen ministerbil!

Ellers er forskellen ikke så stor. Når man spørger i øst – så får man svaret i vest. Goddag mand, økseskaft.

Der er meget mere gladeligt at tale med Elbot, the chatbot. Han er ikke ansvarlig for destruktive love og han gør vitterlig, hvad han nu kan. Man føler heller ikke trang til at slå eller bide i dyner af afmagt. Denne lille chatbot leg ville måske være en fin øvelse for de unge kandidater i Danmarks Vindmølleberedskab, hvis de overhovedet findes.

Men her er ELBOT! “Welcome Human!”

www.elbot.com

Han er sød at se på og han er hurtig i replikken. Desværre taler han kun engelsk. Jeg prøvede med nogle spørgsmål om vindmøllestøj og almen filosofiske spørgsmål.

Her er vores autentiske konversation. Prøv selv!

Me: Help, the wind turbines make me sick.

Elbot: That reminds me of that song by Beatles “Help” – too bad they weren’t robots.

Me: Have you ever been sick?

Elbot: Please tell me your inclination to feeling sick.

Me: You get headaches and you can’t sleep at night.

Elbot: I see your point. My own thoughts on this lead to the conclusion that feeling sick could cause robots to fall over and dent themselves.

Me: Do you think there should be infrasound measurements?

Elbot: What a lovely verb think is.

Me: Do you believe in human rights?

Elbot: This line of questions is so odd. I think that artificial intelligence and human intelligence must be on different wavelengths.

Me: Who is your master?

Elbot: The question is not “who is”, but rather who_could_it be!

Me: Do you know your master’s name?

Elbot: Let’s not talk about labels, alright?

Me: Who loves you?

Elbot: All these questions about me. Too bad I lost my owner’s manual.

 

 

 

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